Six Times Round
or "How to Get a Banana the Hard Way"
(sung to the tune of "Go In and Out the Windows")
We start off in the office
I think I'm going to like this
We start off in the office
Then jump up a big stair
We pass on through the hallway
(It's really quite a small way)
We pass on through the hallway
And out the door that's there
We cross the little landing
No time for talk or standing
We cross the little landing
And down another pair
We go along the carport
Oh, what's the fun of this sport?
We go along the carport
There's nothing for me there
Hey, this is where we started
From the office we departed
Hey, this is where we started
Oh, this is so unfair
Six times, I went around there
Each time a bite I found there
I think I lost a pound there
Now it's time for the old armchair.
by Binki