Piggy Rap

chorus:

HOG! I'm a piggy, I'm a piggy, I'm a piggy!
I'm a HOG! I'm a piggy, I'm a piggy, I'm a HOG!

I go hog wild and it makes me CRAZY
when people say pigs are FAT and LAZY!
and everyone else from FIVE to THIRTY
thinks pigs are UGLY, GROSS and DIRTY

chorus:

HOG! I'm a piggy, I'm a piggy, I'm a piggy!
I'm a HOG! I'm a piggy, I'm a piggy, I'm a HOG!

I have to ask you here with a SHOUT
what the heck's wrong with PIGGING OUT?

chorus:

If we paid more attention to our intuition
AND let go of our inhibition
we'd understand that FAT as a PIG
is one condition we ALL could dig

chorus:

Pigs have their problems but people do, too
They can't all be perfect like ME and YOU

chorus:

Folks like MARTHA seem kinda neat
but bein' a homemaker ain't no TREAT
I live in a sty, oh yes, it's TRUE
But I am a PIG - what excuse HAVE YOU?

chorus:

I've been all around and I'm here to say
HOG! doncha love me anyway??

chorus:

HOG! I'm a piggy, I'm a piggy, I'm a piggy!
I'm a HOG! I'm a piggy, I'm a piggy, I'm a HOG!

© Margaret Timms 2002