It was the end of another long, hard day of thankless work at the sanctuary
as the sun gradually slipped behind the gently rolling hills to the west and
the evening’s chill replaced the sweltering heat of a day filled with
the blood, sweat and tears that are the rule rather than the exception when
tending to more than one hundred forty pigs that depend solely on Suey for their
food, shelter, love, affection and medical needs. All snuggled in their respective
homes with bellies full to their heart’s content, little did Suey know
that two of her residents were hatching a plan to test the “Greener Grass”
on the other side of the fence. Sometime during the night “Snuggles”
(aka Houdini) and Zooie her faithful partner in crime did manage to make their
way to freedom. An urgent call at the crack of dawn reported that Zooie had
been spotted on a nearby property making amorous advances toward a display of
pumpkins on the caller’s lawn. Quicker than I could say “All Points
Bulletin” Suey was dressed and on her way to bring Zooie in. Another call
was received shortly thereafter indicating his sidekick Snuggles had also been
sighted on another piece of property nowhere near Zooie. They probably split
up in and effort to avoid capture and throw the authorities off their track.
Yeah, these guys are smart. Smile. As we have all experienced during the course
of our lives, the grass is rarely greener on the other side of any fence but
until our curiosities are satisfied and we realize just how good we actually
do have it, the temptation to test the waters elsewhere will always torment
our minds. As for Zooie and Snuggles, the wag of their tails and the sparkle
in their eyes as they were reunited with their friends and family made it clearly
evident that they were extremely happy to be back home where they belong. Be
thankful for what you have and know the shade of your neighbors grass is only
an illusion. Truly.