Damien eats the candles
He's an illuminating sort
He'll even chomp the birthday ones
As a last resort.

Chrissy likes her veggies
To be of quality
That's why she eats plant food
To promote fertility.

Douglas, oh dear Douglas
He is a silly fool
He despises raw zucchini
While charcoal makes him drool.

They all get what they really like
These spoiled piggies three
But NOT toasted marshmallows
Cause I'm saving those for ME!

by Binki

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